We aimed to leave our home at nine
or quarter past at least,
but rarely do we leave on time.
It was ten o'clock out east.
We were to climb a big rock wall,
then down into a cave.
Helmets, headlamps, ropes and all,
Sara, Ellie, Zach and Dave.

We trekked to the base and pulled out our gear:
the harness...the 'beaner...the sack...
Dave led us up with no sign of fear
and we followed him up the crack.
We paused in the crack to admire the view
and scouted the hole to the cave.
One was a little bit frightened, it's true,
but not Ellie, Zach or Dave.
Dave was the first to descend the crevasse,
while the rest of us watched him grow smaller.
The hole was no more than six inches across,
and twenty yards deep, maybe taller.
He disappeared into the groove
with only a tiny lamp,
wedged tightly - barely able to move
and freezing from the damp.
He yelled and it sounded so far away,
we thought he might be gone,
but he shouted "Hey guys! I am okay!"
so we knew that we were wrong.
He made himself a pulley
and we hoisted him back out.
He said "I enjoyed that fully!
That's what I'm talkin' about!"
"Who's next?" he asked, and pointed to Zach.
"It's right up your alley!" he said.
Zach wanted to try, as a matter of fact
and decided to go right ahead.
We lowered him down to the bottomless pit.
He got a little stuck.
He didn't have fun and was done with it
so then we cranked him back up.
He said "Ellie, don't do it" and Sara was freaked,
and everyone was cold.
The cave wasn't all it was cracked up to be
it turns out, after all was told.
When we rappelled down, now that was a blast
just hanging in the air.
You could choose to go slow and make it last
or zip down as fast as you dare.
Zach and Dave are asleep, it's the dead of night,
but we must stay up and drive this time.
We sit here brainstorming with all of our might
to think of words that rhyme.

2 comments:
Methinks you have a bit o'Grandpa Tschamler in you. When are you publishing your book of sonnets?
With helmets and ropes and all that gear,
You guys look super hardcore.
But despite the way that things may appear
I could tell you were scared or more.
Your rhyming is tight but the story is whack
Cause it seems to me a shame,
That Zach and Dave both descended the crack,
But you two just stood there all lame.
But don't get me wrong, I mean no offense,
In fact, you guys are still cool.
I prob'ly wouldn't even climb where you went
I'd just stay home like a tool.
I'm jealous of all the fun and good times,
I need to go have me some.
Instead I just sit here and pretend to design,
Can't wait for lunch time to come.
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